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The Seven Best Foods to Eat During a Heist, Ranked
Money is tight during in 2020. This list should help.
If you’re anything like me, the pandemic absolutely decimated your bank account and ruined any shot at having a cushy lifestyle for the next year or so. While I worked 2 jobs for most of the 2018–2019 school year, and then three jobs from Fall 2019 until, well, March brought quarantine, I dreamed of all the things I would be able to afford with the money I was working so hard to make. A new pair of Doc Martens. A bottle of premium aged whiskey. A trip to France. Oh yes, I had plans — until I got laid off, that is.
And then the job market evaporated. What was a freshly-minted Master of English (now with two useless degrees instead of just one!) to do? My wide window of opportunity shrank to about the size of a jail cell window (complete with bars and everything)in what felt like a fraction of second. Well, I think we’re all experiencing some levels of desperation. While I’m not condoning illegal activity, I am acknowledging that bank/museum heists are potentially lucrative, and that the planning of such activities is hard work — sure to make one hungry.
Before you’ve got that sweet sweet heist money in your pocket, you might be wondering what the perfect snack for a heist is. Don’t worry. I’ve got your back (for a…
