The Ghost Haunting Your House is Not Happy With Loosening COVID Restrictions

An open letter from a peeved (and mildly heartbroken) poltergeist.

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Dear roommate,

I am really not one to cause a fuss (aside from the occasional plate flying off the shelf), but I think that as your roommate, it would be remiss of me not to let you know that a few…