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The Five Sexiest Foods to Eat With Your Partner, Ranked
No, chocolate sauce did not make the cut.
My partner and I are in a long-distance relationship. We see each other four to five times a year. Consequently, our visits tend to be extreme on every level as we vie to make up for lost time. There are some constants to every visit: we get pizza at least once, stay up until 2am or later every night… yes, we definitely mack a little (just a little, my grandparents read this!), and we try our best to find new adventures every time.
I’ve been with this person a long time. It’s been on and off. There have been ups and downs. And he’s definitely seen more than one un-sexy side of me. (Flash back to the start of this visit, he was sitting IN the empty tub facing away from me, with his hand stretched back to hold mine while I gagged in the toilet. Because I need company while I throw up but I also have stage fright.) But when it’s long distance, the few times per year that we get to see each other inspire me to put my best foot forward and ya know, make him remember why he loves me, so he will come back.
If this situation resonates with you, here is a list of sexy foods to try next time your partner is in town.
