I Tried Being Joe from “You” for a Day

A Little Lesson on Stalking

Ares Gabriel

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I, am not sure why anyone would think that a baseball cap and a black zip-up hoodie would render them absolutely camouflage, but here I go. Despite the fact that you would know me anywhere, you are that in love with me already, my simple disguise will render me unknowable as I observe you and your friends through the window of your building. I also…

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Ares Gabriel

Living a life of post-bohemian heartbreak so you don’t have to. Amateur bone re-articulator, professional wit.