How To Stop Yourself From Texting an Ex

Ask yourself “What would Jeremy Bentham do?”

Ares Gabriel

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It’s Sunday night and my friend Ethan just left after a fun-filled weekend. Seriously, I am not lying when I say I haven’t been able to catch my breath since he arrived. Ethan is the friend who will absolutely (but understandingly and gently) rip you out of your funk because he’s just always on. He’s one of the most active…

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Ares Gabriel

Living a life of post-bohemian heartbreak so you don’t have to. Amateur bone re-articulator, professional wit.