Five Halloween Costumes for Deeply Unhappy Couples

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Every year it’s “sexy couple’s costume” this and “cute Halloween date” that, inevitably from those cute little couples that adopted a dog together during quarantine, and do Sunday brunch at each other’s parents’ houses on an alternating basis. But what about those of us who are tired and morose, stuck in hopeless relationships that we can’t quite bear to leave but don’t really want to be stuck in…

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Natt Bartell

Natt Bartell

Living a life of post-bohemian heartbreak so you don’t have to. Amateur bone re-articulator, professional wit.