A Master List of Things to Check Your Kid’s Halloween Candy for This Year

Ares Gabriel
2 min readOct 31, 2022
Photo by Behnam Norouzi on Unsplash

When I was a kid, my mom spent at least an hour on Halloween Night poring over all of our candies to make sure they were safe. No matter where we trick-or-treated, or how well we knew the people we got the candy from, we would follow the same ritual every year. Get home, file into mom’s room, dump all of the candy onto the bed for inspection. If she didnt recognize…

Ares Gabriel

Living a life of post-bohemian heartbreak so you don’t have to. Amateur bone re-articulator, professional wit.