A Cumulative List of All the Things You Will Regret Buying When You’re Broke

Cumulative, but not definitive.

Ares Gabriel
2 min readSep 10, 2021

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The unique feeling of dread when your bank account hits a solitary $1.87 and inevitably your debit card declines while you’re standing in line at the local grocery Wal-Mart at 3am trying to buy Skinny Girl Margarita mix and bottom shelf whiskey to make the most budget whiskey sour…

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Ares Gabriel

Living a life of post-bohemian heartbreak so you don’t have to. Amateur bone re-articulator, professional wit.