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Ares Gabriel

This Year Has Been the Worst Year of My Life So Far

Here’s What I’ve Learned

Nov 29, 2023

This Year Has Been the Worst Year of My Life So Far

Nov 29, 2023

What Does Your Felt Hat Say About You?

A good hat says it all…

Nov 27, 2023

What Does Your Felt Hat Say About You?

Nov 27, 2023

Dear Teachers, Why Can’t You Just Be Nice to Students?

It’s like, half of your job description…

May 3, 2023

Dear Teachers, Why Can’t You Just Be Nice to Students?

May 3, 2023

Let’s Not Be Friends

An open letter to my ex.

May 2, 2023

Let’s Not Be Friends

May 2, 2023

We All Have A Little Bit of Magic

It’s there, if you’re willing to find it.

Apr 3, 2023

We All Have A Little Bit of Magic

Apr 3, 2023

What Dry Brushing Can Do For You

(And also what it can’t)

Mar 7, 2023

What Dry Brushing Can Do For You

Mar 7, 2023

A Master List of Things to Check Your Kid’s Halloween Candy for This Year

When I was a kid, my mom spent at least an hour on Halloween Night poring over all of our candies to make sure they were safe. No matter…

Oct 31, 2022

A Master List of Things to Check Your Kid’s Halloween Candy for This Year

Oct 31, 2022

Five Halloween Costumes for New Couples

Just in case anyone didn’t know you were dating

Oct 31, 2022

Five Halloween Costumes for New Couples

Oct 31, 2022

HelloFresh or Hello, Financial Devastation?

A broke millennial tries meal kit service so you don’t have to

Oct 26, 2022

HelloFresh or Hello, Financial Devastation?

Oct 26, 2022

The Michelin Guide to Going Home for the Holidays

A traveler’s guide to the small towns

Oct 13, 2022

The Michelin Guide to Going Home for the Holidays

Oct 13, 2022

Ares Gabriel

Ares Gabriel

Living a life of post-bohemian heartbreak so you don’t have to. Amateur bone re-articulator, professional wit.

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